Star-crossed special?

~ ~  Frozen fish sticks and iceburg lettuce salad ~ ~

Excuse our fish sticks, no matter how much we try to thaw them out, they stay frozen and wooden -- but the important thing is they look good. And the salad: perfectly coiffed but oh so unsatisfying.

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