T
his is where you find the old standbys and favourites that have made us what we are today.

What's that? You saw one of these as a special last time you visited? That's the nature of the game, my friend -- one day you're a big-ticket menu item and the next no better than mac & cheese . . .


Sean Connery

A striking Scottish dish served with your choice of ego or attitude.

Beavis and Butthead

Trailer Park Bangers & Mash

Arnold Schwartzeneggar

Austrian beefsteak in red, white, and blue sauce.

Demi Moore

Breasts in a Demi-glace sauce.

Keanu Reeves

Green peppers smothered in a devilishly cheesy paste.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Frozen fish sticks and iceburg lettuce salad.

Christian Slater

Heather salad on a bed of crushed ice

Meg Ryan

Angel food cake doused in burnt gooseberry sauce.